ShamWow Guy caught with a hooker

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

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ShamWow Guy caught with a hooker

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

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Lisa Ann Appears in New Eminem Video

By Peter Warren
03/25/2009

VENICE, Calif. — AVN Hall of Fame star Lisa Ann shot a big crossover spot earlier this week in the video for Eminem's "We Made You," the first single from the rapper's upcoming album "Relapse."

"It was phenomenal," the starlet said. "I can't say too much, but I will say that the song is awesome and everyone is going to love it."

The video was directed by Joseph Kahn, whose credits include Eminem's "Without Me," U2's "Stuck in the Moment" and Britney Spears' "Toxic," among many others. The album is scheduled to street May 15, with an April 7 debut for the single. The CD is Eminem's first since 2004's "Encore." For Lisa Ann, "We Made You" will mark the popping of her music video cherry.

Ann is no virgin, however, when it comes to working the stripper pole, and she'll be doing so this weekend at Déjà Vu in Lansing, Mich.

"Things are almost getting out of control," Lisa said. "I spent a lot of years on the road and it was never like this. I hope the people of Lansing are prepared for this. It's crazy."

A nominee for MILF of the Year at the upcoming XRCO Awards, Lisa Ann said each show gets more electrifying thanks to the enthusiastic crowds.

Adding to the excitement are several new releases featuring her on their covers. Lisa Ann: MILF Trainer (Hustler) and Mother Suckers (Third Degree) both hit shelves last week, while next week Chris Streams unleashes The Brother Load, which has Lisa Ann paired with CJ Wright in her second anal interracial scene (the first was with performer/director L.T. in Elegant Angel's White Mommas.)

"CJ and I have such amazing chemistry," she said. "He brings out things in me that few performers can and it really translates to the screen. It looks amazing."

Lisa Ann will be appearing March 26-28 at Déjà Vu, located at 1000 W. Jolly Rd., Lansing, MI 48910. The club's phone number is (517) 882-0237. It can also be found online at myspace.com/lansingdejavu.

Lisa Ann Appears in New Eminem Video

By Peter Warren
03/25/2009

VENICE, Calif. — AVN Hall of Fame star Lisa Ann shot a big crossover spot earlier this week in the video for Eminem's "We Made You," the first single from the rapper's upcoming album "Relapse."

"It was phenomenal," the starlet said. "I can't say too much, but I will say that the song is awesome and everyone is going to love it."

The video was directed by Joseph Kahn, whose credits include Eminem's "Without Me," U2's "Stuck in the Moment" and Britney Spears' "Toxic," among many others. The album is scheduled to street May 15, with an April 7 debut for the single. The CD is Eminem's first since 2004's "Encore." For Lisa Ann, "We Made You" will mark the popping of her music video cherry.

Ann is no virgin, however, when it comes to working the stripper pole, and she'll be doing so this weekend at Déjà Vu in Lansing, Mich.

"Things are almost getting out of control," Lisa said. "I spent a lot of years on the road and it was never like this. I hope the people of Lansing are prepared for this. It's crazy."

A nominee for MILF of the Year at the upcoming XRCO Awards, Lisa Ann said each show gets more electrifying thanks to the enthusiastic crowds.

Adding to the excitement are several new releases featuring her on their covers. Lisa Ann: MILF Trainer (Hustler) and Mother Suckers (Third Degree) both hit shelves last week, while next week Chris Streams unleashes The Brother Load, which has Lisa Ann paired with CJ Wright in her second anal interracial scene (the first was with performer/director L.T. in Elegant Angel's White Mommas.)

"CJ and I have such amazing chemistry," she said. "He brings out things in me that few performers can and it really translates to the screen. It looks amazing."

Lisa Ann will be appearing March 26-28 at Déjà Vu, located at 1000 W. Jolly Rd., Lansing, MI 48910. The club's phone number is (517) 882-0237. It can also be found online at myspace.com/lansingdejavu.

Is Internet Explorer 8 Designed for Porn?

Is Internet Explorer 8 Designed for Porn?

The Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America

Laws are supposed to protects us, but when the government decides to get in our pants, some crazy stuff goes down!

Here are some actual sex laws truly for the record books!

1. In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom. And definitely come up with a safe word!

2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. But apparently that law didn't go far enough. Just a couple of weeks ago, State Sen. Nan Rich submitted a bill that would ban peeps in the Sunshine State from being able to stick it in where the sun don't shine on any animal.

3. In Minnesota, it's illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish. Don't worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK!

4. In Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date. Clearly no one in that town is getting laid!

5. In Merryville, Mo., no woman can waste her natural waist. Wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." No wonder it's called the "Show Me State!"

6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama. This law can beat it!

7. In Washington state, it's totally legal to eff an animal like an animal, as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs. What, fatty farm pets don't deserve some love?

8. While most would argue that this is place where the people get screwed many different ways, in Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

9. In Massachusetts, you cannot recklessly consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around. But seriously, there's a reason for the expression "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!

10. The biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, Utah, gets freaky in its laws too. Sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you're doing it for cold, hard cash! Hey, why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free!

The Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America

Laws are supposed to protects us, but when the government decides to get in our pants, some crazy stuff goes down!

Here are some actual sex laws truly for the record books!

1. In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom. And definitely come up with a safe word!

2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. But apparently that law didn't go far enough. Just a couple of weeks ago, State Sen. Nan Rich submitted a bill that would ban peeps in the Sunshine State from being able to stick it in where the sun don't shine on any animal.

3. In Minnesota, it's illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish. Don't worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK!

4. In Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date. Clearly no one in that town is getting laid!

5. In Merryville, Mo., no woman can waste her natural waist. Wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." No wonder it's called the "Show Me State!"

6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama. This law can beat it!

7. In Washington state, it's totally legal to eff an animal like an animal, as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs. What, fatty farm pets don't deserve some love?

8. While most would argue that this is place where the people get screwed many different ways, in Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

9. In Massachusetts, you cannot recklessly consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around. But seriously, there's a reason for the expression "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!

10. The biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, Utah, gets freaky in its laws too. Sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you're doing it for cold, hard cash! Hey, why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free!

Howard Stern Presents New Porn Star TV Series Pinky to be featured

NEW YORK - Howard Stern's on-demand channel Howard TV has launched "Interview with A Porn Star," a one-hour show featuring wild, uncensored interviews with adult performers.

Spoofing Bravo's "Inside the Actor's Studio," the new series features Stern producer Richard Christy as the deadpan host in one-on-one conversations with the likes of Pinky, Tory Lane, Amy Ried, and Britney Stevens.

we received an advance copy of Pinky's pre-show interview, and judging by her responses to Stern staff questions, the show is not to be missed.

Check back soon for download link

Howard Stern Presents New Porn Star TV Series Pinky to be featured

NEW YORK - Howard Stern's on-demand channel Howard TV has launched "Interview with A Porn Star," a one-hour show featuring wild, uncensored interviews with adult performers.

Spoofing Bravo's "Inside the Actor's Studio," the new series features Stern producer Richard Christy as the deadpan host in one-on-one conversations with the likes of Pinky, Tory Lane, Amy Ried, and Britney Stevens.

we received an advance copy of Pinky's pre-show interview, and judging by her responses to Stern staff questions, the show is not to be missed.

Check back soon for download link